Damn

I can't believe I'm feeling so emo right now.

I can't sleep at night, I want to sleep all day, and I have no motivation at all. I can't stop being a sad piece of shit. At least there is good music coming from this.

Darth Funk and the Groove Empire

Is the name of the band that I have half-formed. We need a drummer.

We have a house in Minneapolis. Well, it's technically Minneapolis. Its north, near Brooklyn Center. It's a nice house(it even has a fireplace) and we're all very excited to be living in it.

I'm making the move on Wednesday, 4/27. Just around the corner.

I'm very excited, as Bemidji is effectively feasting on my motivation.

"Funky child was born, slappin' bass like Larry Graham.

Asked him what he came to do, he said "funk is all I am, and I just came to jam.""

Oooooooh STANKAE

ISTO

CHRIS ISTO WHITE. LOOK HIM UP ON YOUTUBE. AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME.

So, this is not more than a bar conversation at this point, but there is a slim chance that I may be jamming with The Limns/hopefully playing with them. Like I said, it is nothing more than Caleb Fricke and I talking at a bar (a few in), so nothing is for sure by any means, but exciting nonetheless.

My good friend Christian Mack is drawing me up an album cover/poster and believe me, it is amazing. He's a very gifted artist and I am excited to use his work.

We have a working title for the band: Darth Funk and the Groove Empire. Nerdy? yes. Nerdier than Parliament? Not by a longshot. Nothing wrong with nerdy.

I'm watching Jamie Oliver on Letterman. "Kids food should be healthy! Why isn't it healthy? SOB SOB SOB"

Goodnight folks, 1.5 bottles is enough wine for a tuesday.

-Djake. (Slurred J)